Talk about covering your bases...

Recently, I had to sign a liability waiver in order to use the exercise equipment at a gym. I found this gem (pun intended) of legalese in the release:

Whenever used herein, the singular shall include the plural, the plural shall include the singular, and any gender shall include all genders and the neuter.

Maybe that’s standard language, but I’d love to read the legal brief whereby someone claimed they were not legally bound by a contract because they had been neutered!